About This Game It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.What SUPERPOWERS do you get?A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!Can I make it rain in the game?Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.Who do you play as?Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.Is Channing Tatum in the game?Sure.Matthew McConaughey?Why not.But what about the...HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game! 7aa9394dea Title: World's Fastest PizzaGenre: Action, Indie, SimulationDeveloper:Oscar BrittainPublisher:Oscar BrittainRelease Date: 15 Mar, 2016 World's Fastest Pizza Free Download [Crack Serial Key fastest pizza delivery in the world. world's fastest pizza order. world's fastest pizza delivery game. world's fastest pizza dantdm. world's fastest pizza game. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. world's fastest pizza boxer. world's fastest pizza boxer. world's fastest pizza order. world's fastest pizza maker dominos. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. world's fastest pizza. pali world's fastest pizza maker. pali world's fastest pizza maker. world record for fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza. world record for fastest pizza eating. world record fastest pizza making. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza box maker. world's fastest pizza box folder. world's fastest pizza eater. fastest pizza delivery in the world. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. world record for the fastest pizza. world record fastest pizza making. world's fastest pizza maker 2018. world record for fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza maker. world's fastest pizza oven. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. guinness world record fastest pizza. world's fastest pizza oven. world's fastest pizza order lyrics. world's fastest pizza maker 2016. world's fastest pizza delivery game. puncture repair kit world's fastest pizza. world record for fastest pizza maker. world record for fastest pizza maker. guinness world record fastest pizza eating. world's fastest pizza cutter. world's fastest pizza game Got called a\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665. The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.. The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.. Probably the most accurate portrayal of Australia I have ever witnessed. As an Australian. I am proud to be the first person to write a review on this indie gem.Buy It. While its still on sale.. THIS GAME IS AMAZING. Fat Pizza: The Video Game. This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors.Pros:Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza dropsMany unique upgradesVariety of unique enemiesVery rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money)Cons:I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystickThere's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him thoughMy main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun.EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so. costs less than a pack of winnie blues and wont give you cancer either ay thats heaps good.. THIS GAME IS AMAZING
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